Thursday, September 16, 2010

OMG -- IHOP Suing IHOP!

Apparently the International House of Pancakes' head goobers are afraid that legions of deluded souls will stagger into their restaurants and confuse their stacks of blueberry pancakes with communion wafers.  That's why they're suing a tiny church called the International House of Prayer for copyright infringement.

I have a couple of thoughts on that.  One: the church could countersue the restaurant chain, since millions of confused folks could stumble into the church and mistake the communion wine for maple syrup.  Or, two: the International House of Pancakes could change its name to the better-fitting Idiotic Hoarde of Patooties!

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