God Didn't Part the Red Sea for Moses!

Once again a scientific report came out to thrash the silly notion that God works miracles.  They say it was a puff of wind that caused the Red Sea to part just as Moses and the fleeing nation of Israel got there.  Talk about dumb luck!

Of course, this makes more sense than their previous explanation: a tsunami caused by a volcano did it.  Or the dumb-hick Hebrews confused a SEA with a mud puddle.  At any rate, we all know that God had nothing whatsoever to do with it.

Let me jump ahead to the next non-God explanation: if you were the Red Sea, would you go against the will of Charlton Heston?