Saturday, August 28, 2010

The truth behind the bed bug terror

I had my suspicions at first, but several undercover sources confirm this to be true:

THE LATEST ATTEMPT AT POPULATION CONTROL IS IN THE BED BUG INFESTATION!!!

Those little bloodsuckers were created to carry a genetically engineered virus that alters the reproductive DNA of their victims.  If the victim isn't rendered totally sterile, he or she will conceive children so deformed that they will never be able to care for themselves.

Is our government in on this?  Well, since the EPA has banned all effective means to kill off the little buggers. . . .

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