As the egg recall takes on epic proportions, I'm becoming more and more amazed that our righteous Conservative American watchdogs haven't decried it for what it actually is: yet another plot by the PETA potheads to force this country to go vegan! It wouldn't be the first time those soulless bastards have been willing to force innocent people to suffer to promote their warped agenda. After all, they're against all medical research, and they want to destroy the clothing industry, thus causing the death rate due to exposure to skyrocket!
I say we round up those domestic terrorists before they make our streets run red with innocent blood!
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