Worried About Terror Babies? You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!

Many of us have heard of the "terror baby" tactic -- send Muslim women here to give birth so the future terrorists can simply use their automatic U.S. citizenship to waltz right in and blow something up.

Well, several friends I have in government positions (I won't give their names or their agencies, for security purposes) have told me that there are other, more insidious plans being developed.  (The funding and facilities are from Saudis sympathetic to the jihadist cause.)

Baby or bomb?

One plan involved surgically implanting undetectable, high-yield explosives into infants and then sending them with their innocent-seeming parents to this country on a tourism visa.  Then, when the family arrives at the target, BOOM!

The other plan is incredibly more ambitious and so much more terrifying.  This involves genetically engineering people to have several organs also act as explosives.  This would be the ultimate in "sleeper cell" technology!  There would be no tell-tale surgical scars, but the bombs themselves would have no idea they were involved in terrorism until they detonated!

And to think members of the liberal media have been trying to make Al-Qaeda look like a bunch of bumbling idiots!