Tea Party Crackpots Doing Damage

Tuesday Night on Jimmy Kimmel's show featured a skit featuring a debate between Democrat Jack Conway and Tea Party candidate Rand Paul.  During the debate, allegations that Rand Paul tied up a coed and made her bow down before his "god" called "Aqua Buddha" were brought up.

This, along with other Tea Partiers making racist comments, dressing in SS uniforms, showcasing their lack of knowledge of basic Constitutional facts, and other acts of sheer goofiness are becoming a threat to the Republican party reclaiming the legislature.  Also, if these folks don't blow their races, what will they do once they've been sworn in?  Surely we won't have Nazi reenactments and witchcraft rituals being performed under the stone-cold eyes of Aqua Buddha at the opening of each legislative day!

In 1492 Columbus Caused America's Doom

Today we mark the 518th anniversary of Christopher Columbus reaching the Americas. . . well, we sort of mark it . . . government offices are closed, and there's the odd Columbus Day sale here and there. . .

In recent history, we've gone from honoring the event to protesting it to mildly scoffing and ignoring it.  All's the pity, since such a world-altering event deserves respect.

True, Columbus wasn't the first person to reach the western hemisphere (nor was he the first European), but it wasn't until after he arrived that the Old World did any serious exploring and settling in the New World.  True, that didn't bode well for the peoples already here, but that does not give those of us with European ancestry to demand Columbus be remembered as the bringer of genocide.  For one thing, Columbus himself didn't rape and pillage the natives (when crew members of the fourth voyage did those deeds, Columbus was too ill and weak to stop them).  Second, if those floodgates hadn't been opened, would the liberal revisionists live in a country where they were free to spit on the great achievers of history?  Probably not.

Thank you, Mr. Columbus, for setting in motion the events that would give us the United States of America!

Crumbling Infrastructure -- or RIGGED Infrastructure?

Last month's gas line explosion in California has caused many to say that our nation's infrastructure -- utilities, roads, etc. -- is in a dangerous state of decay.  If we don't begin major renovations NOW, we'll doom ourselves to more and more deadly mishaps.

But, if we aren't careful, we'll be setting up a new kind of prison state only imagined in science fiction stories.  Imagine this: as crews are replacing the gas lines under our homes, a sinister agency secretly places devices in strategic locations.  Then, someone like Karl Rove gets the president's dander up.  Suddenly BOOM! Mr. Rove's neighborhood goes up in one huge fireball.  Accident?  Looks like it, but who among us average folks can be sure?

It's Finally Over Over There!

Germany has finally paid off reparations to the Allied powers for WWI, per the Treaty of Versailles.

Many people would let this slip by without a moment's thought.  But, some would argue, it was the Allied faction's lust to crush an already devastated loser that set the stage for WWII.  It's something to think about: the Nazis wouldn't have come to power so easily if the Weimar Republic's economy was on the same footing as the rest of Europe instead of having an inflation rate so out of control that the postal service couldn't print stamps fast enough to keep up with the spiraling cost of postage.  Imagine a world where Hitler was nothing more than a failed artist in a two-bit political group that wouldn't have lasted past the mid-1930's.  Would that have prevented the Soviet bloc?  The Cold War?  The State of Israel?

2-4-6-8 This Sleaze We Really Hate

Kudos to the cheerleaders of Central High in Bridgeport, Connecticut!  At a time when cheerleading has become little more than pole dancing without the poles, these fine young ladies had the courage to go to the school administration for more modest uniforms.

School board: modest cheerleaders "inappropriate"

The cheerleaders found the uniforms so inappropriate that two wore football jerseys at the first game to cover their exposed flesh.  "I feel trashy." cheerleader Ariana Mesaros explained.

Now, you'd think the school board, after hearing years of complaints from parents across the nation about how cheerleading has degraded into an underage strip tease, would be glad to see these intelligent young ladies' desire for the sports fans to see their talent instead of their (ahem) "titties".  But no!  Several board members said they would not tolerate "inappropriate attire" -- the football jerseys that were used to cover the cheerleaders at the football game! 

Thank God the superintendent, John Ramos, Sr., ignored those sleazy school board members and ordered new uniforms.  The cheerleaders should have them in time for the next game.

Now, I wonder, do the school board members who called the acts of modesty "inappropriate" just buy child porn, or do they also produce and sell it?

Well, Recuse Me!

Looks like having Elena Kagan on the Supreme Court might be a good thing, after all!  So far, she's recused herself from 25 of the 51 cases the Supreme Court agreed to hear, thanks to her 14-month stint as solicitor general.  And that means about 50% of the cases aren't so likely to get skewered toward the lame-brained liberal left!

Feel free in joining me as I thank God for this unexpected bit of wonderful hope!

Got a Prob? There's a Rally for That!

What has Glenn Beck wrought?  It used to be that a rally in the National Mall was a special thing -- think of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech.  But, ever since Glenn Beck's Rally to Restore Honor, there seems to be two or three a day!  There's the "One Nation Working Together" rally, the "Rally to Restore Sanity", the "March to Keep Fear Alive", "My Rally's Better Than Your Rally", "Your Rally's Ugly and Your Mother Dresses It Funny", and on and on and on.

Let the lame-brained liberals spend all their time and effort on silly little sit-ins; the rest of us can take America back where it belongs.

Yo, Obama! Sarah's Not Silly and Baseless!

The White House called Sarah Palin's belief that Pete Rouse might have had something to do with the large number of baseless ethics accusations "silly" and "baseless".

Silly and baseless.  Yeah, and I'm the pope.

The liberals just can't stand the fact that an accomplished, attractive woman is such an intense force for decency and morality in today's America.  I just wonder what kind of garbage they'll accuse her of next -- "She personally engineered the H1N1 flu pandemic!  No, wait. . . oh, I know!  She shot Bambi's mother!"

Puh-leeze!

Don't Ask, Don't Tell, DON'T LOOK!

While America has been biting its nails, waiting to see if the gays will win the repeal of "Don't Ask/Don't Tell", we have been blissfully blind to the fact that gays have already made inroads in our nation's capitol.  All you have to do is look at the monuments to our brave military to see what I mean.

Take this monument to the Seabees.  The liberals will give you the bogus interpretation that the shirtless, muscular soldier interacting with the child represents strength and compassion being used in the quest for peace.  However, mental health professionals worth their salt will tell you that this is an endorsement of homosexual pedophilia!

Can we in good conscience allow this to go on?

Worried About Terror Babies? You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!

Many of us have heard of the "terror baby" tactic -- send Muslim women here to give birth so the future terrorists can simply use their automatic U.S. citizenship to waltz right in and blow something up.

Well, several friends I have in government positions (I won't give their names or their agencies, for security purposes) have told me that there are other, more insidious plans being developed.  (The funding and facilities are from Saudis sympathetic to the jihadist cause.)

Baby or bomb?

One plan involved surgically implanting undetectable, high-yield explosives into infants and then sending them with their innocent-seeming parents to this country on a tourism visa.  Then, when the family arrives at the target, BOOM!

The other plan is incredibly more ambitious and so much more terrifying.  This involves genetically engineering people to have several organs also act as explosives.  This would be the ultimate in "sleeper cell" technology!  There would be no tell-tale surgical scars, but the bombs themselves would have no idea they were involved in terrorism until they detonated!

And to think members of the liberal media have been trying to make Al-Qaeda look like a bunch of bumbling idiots!

Ding Dong the Well Is Dead. . . Now Move On!

The BP oil well that caused so much grief over the summer is dead and is showing no signs of coming back to life.  Gone are the images of the broken well spewing thousands of gallons of crude, the Gulf Coast coated in thic goo, baby animals made unrecognizable by smelly gunk, and countless fishing boats stuck at dock.

So why are there still commercials from BP pledging they'll make things right?  Is the Obama administration so determined to strip every bit of meat off BP's bones for the sake of getting its pound of flesh?  It's high time the president and his liberal mafia quit trying to take the world hostage by destroying one of the largest corporations.  Destroying BP will only devastate the world economy.

The oil spill crisis is over.  Time to move on.

Is the California Court System a Sick Joke?

YES!  The sagas of Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton are just the latest two examples of how warped the Californian sense of "justice" is.  Two crack whores are continually allowed to endanger the general public without serving any real time in prison, nor are the forced to do any meaningful rehab to clean themselves up.  (And I'm not just saying "endangering the general public" -- they both have been pulled over for driving while drunk or stoned.)  Seriously, what's the hardest punishment Paris Hilton ever endured -- not being allowed to bathe in her favorite vintage of Dom?

And, what makes it even more maddening, is the fact that the criminals know it's all a joke.  Just look at their mug shots.  The taxpayers are paying for the headshots Lindsey will use at her next auditions, and Paris is laughing at us mere mortals.

If only Godly group would charge in and snatch the California court system away from the brain-dead liberals and return it to the sane people of America!

Thank God for the Texas State Board of Education!

The Texas State Board of Education passed a resolution warning textbook publishers to cut out the pro-Islam, anti-Christian bias in their publications.  It's about time!  How many years have textbooks falsely portrayed Muslims as a peace-loving, forward-thinking group?  All you have to do is watch five minutes of a news broadcast to see nothing but terrorists in dirt shacks picking fleas off themselves!

There's only one complaint I have about this resolution: it's nonbinding. 

Insurance Companies: Instead of Dropping Kids, Drop Unnecessary & Expensive Fertility Treatments!

In order to avoid the Obamacare's ban on denying coverage to kids with pre-existing conditions, several major insurance companies have decided to not cover children whatsoever.  Now, I'm not one to support this hackneyed health care plot shoved down our throats by the Obama administration, but my conscience compels me to object to the insurance industry punishing children for the sins of adults and then say it's the only way to keep from going bankrupt. This is especially true when these same companies continue to fund the insanely expensive and immoral fertility treatments.

While it may seem to be cost prohibitive to pay for a child's asthma treatments, it pays off in the long run because that kid will later get a job and be a productive member of society.  Fertility treatments, on the other hand, are a continual drain, even if they did work within the first five attempts (something that rarely happens.)  And then, if the treatment works, there are the problems that come with high-risk pregnancies (standard for multiple-births.)  If there are more than triplets, then you are certain to have at least one handicapped child on the disability roll.

(I know, God said "be fruitful and multiply."  But He also decides that some shouldn't multiply.  These folks then use science to circumvent God's will.)

Want even more reasons?  How about the fact that the parents who want these treatments are usually unfit parents?  Listen to any interviews of women wanting these treatments; when the doctor tells them of the high risk of having handicapped kids, they blow it off!  So what if I'm damning my kids to a lifetime of pain and agony?  I wanna play mommy!  Take a look at Bobbi McCaughey.  After she gave birth to septuplets in 1997, she went around in her own little dream-world while her husband and other relatives did the actual work of the day-to-day care.  And, to top it off, she refused to get needed attention for one child with a spinal deformity for several years.  (When a reporter noticed the boy was dragging his useless legs behind him instead of crawling normally, Bobbi laughed it off, saying, "Oh, he's just being stubborn.")  The more you look, the more you'll find that the Octomom's brand of neglect is frightfully common.

If the insurance industry truly wants to save money, it shouldn't stop offering policies for children.  It would save many, many tens of thousands of dollars by not covering fertility treatments.  And it would reduce the number of neglected children brought into the world by selfishly unfit mothers.

God Didn't Part the Red Sea for Moses!

Once again a scientific report came out to thrash the silly notion that God works miracles.  They say it was a puff of wind that caused the Red Sea to part just as Moses and the fleeing nation of Israel got there.  Talk about dumb luck!

Of course, this makes more sense than their previous explanation: a tsunami caused by a volcano did it.  Or the dumb-hick Hebrews confused a SEA with a mud puddle.  At any rate, we all know that God had nothing whatsoever to do with it.

Let me jump ahead to the next non-God explanation: if you were the Red Sea, would you go against the will of Charlton Heston?

Death By Frankenfish?

How long is the list of things that could go wrong if our food is genetically engineered?  And that's not counting what would happen if terrorists or a government agency with bad intentions got involved!

It looks like we'll soon find out in a couple of days when the FDA allows our food supply to be contaminated by genetically modified salmon.  After this, it will simply be a matter of time before everything we eat -- be it a carnivore's diet or a strict vegan one -- will be engineered.  We could have things as innocent as accidentally triggering allergic reactions to something as insidious as turning our food into a mind-numbing drug or a toxin designed to wipe out entire populations with certain inherited traits.

I pray that sane minds prevail and force the FDA to steer away from tinkering with our food in this way, though I'm not very hopeful.

Bill Maher & Jon Stewart . . . Enough Already

I can't turn on the TV, go online, or simply be awake without being slapped upside the head with the latest blackmail/publicity stunt being committed by Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and the rest of their ilk.

People, these are a handful of washed-up, bitter jerks who refuse to accept the fact that the will of the American people looks nothing like their foaming-at-the-mouth, drunken, drug-using orgy they call an ideology.  The more we react to their pathetic attempts to crucify the Republican Party, the Tea Party, and all God-loving Christians, the louder their noise will be.  They're like a kid who had been kicked in the head by a mule and had just discovered a new cuss word; the more shocked reactions he sees, the louder he'll cuss during the preacher's sermon!

4 Out of 5 Say Glenn Beck Wrong for Starting Religious Movement, AND THEY'RE RIGHT!

A Public Religion Research Institute Poll conducted Sept. 9-12 found 1 in 5 Americans thought Glenn Beck is the right person to lead a religious movement.  I was enraged when I first read this -- who were these jerks?  Where did they take this poll -- Obama's secret mosque?   Glenn Beck has been on a personal quest to steer America back to Christian values.  How dare they suggest he's not right?

But then I learned one heartbreaking fact about Glenn Beck: he's a Mormon, not a Christian.  He's a lifelong member of a cult that promotes the perversions of Joseph Smith and Bringham Young.

And so I must agree.  Glenn Beck is the wrong one to lead any sort of American religious movement.

Letterman Was In On Joaquin Phoenix Hoax

In an old interview that resurfaced recently, one of David Letterman's writers revealed that the late night talk show host was in on the "I'm Still Here" fake documentary about Joaquin Phoenix.  Apparently Letterman liked the idea of jerking everyone around from the very beginning.

Does this really surprise anyone?

The alleged funnyman has made sick "jokes" about Sarah Palin's daughter and had a mattress in one of his offices so he could have sex with staff members young enough to be his grandchildren.  So naturally this warped creature would help generate and perpetuate Joaquin Phoenix's sick hoax.

How much more will it take to boot David Letterman and replace him with a decent parson who is actually funny?

Attempted Vandalism at Mt. Rushmore!

Nobody can say exactly when it happened, but if you look to the left of George Washington you will see it: some scumwad tried to carve the face of Satan into our beloved national monument!  I'm not sure if jihadists did it or if it was some doped-up liberal cult, but I hope they are caught and prosecuted to the fullest extent!